Friday, August 23, 2013

Movie of the Week: Clarra Claptrap

Movie of the Week: Clarra Claptrap
Clarra's the kind of chick who drives the men wild. But look out! She's got a nasty secret.

(Clarra in a bikini at the beach. A man stops in his tracks to admire her.)

Man: Hey, baby! Wanna come back to my place?

Clarra: Sure.

Man: Really? Wow! I've asked over four thousand girls that question in the last ten years and you're the first one it worked on!

(He takes her by the hand and leads her offstage. Cut to next scene with the man waking up in his bed alone.)

Man: (Smiling) That was fantastic! Clarra? Are you still here? (He yawns and stretches out his arms when a sudden itch forces one of his hands back down.) What the! (He scratches his groin frantically.)

Keep your eye on Clarra Claptrap, tonight's Movie of the Week.
  
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